I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
I CAN NOT BREATHE!
i’ve never understood why ‘manslaughter’ is the name for a lesser charge than murder.
manslaughter sounds like you fuckin chopped someone into pieces with a rusty axe and fed them to your dog.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
i appreciate my boyfriend, because he tolerates my sudden urges to make us look like cats.
All because of a fucking pizza place. [x]
If you haven’t already realized that Ke$ha is the biggest Parody artist I don’t know what to tell you.
Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton joke around at the Cannes Film Festival.
realistic reaction to Tom Hiddleston’s flattery
THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS
i’d feel bad for miley if she was just expressing her sexuality and getting picked on for it (which she is bc people are shitty)
so yeah im gonna criticize her