when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
Taking Souvenirs from France
Vine by: Zach King
I’ll walk myself!
All the ladies at the red carpet…and a minion.
My collection of historically accurate Disney heroines so far.
Bulbasaur is such a sweetie, seriously.
#SERIOUSLY #ASH’S BULBASAUR IS ONE OF THE COOLEST POKEMON IN TERMS OF PERSONALITY #HE ROCKS TOGEPI TO SLEEP WHEN IT’S CRYING #IT PROTECTED AND LOOKED AFTER OTHER POKEMON BEFORE ASH CAUGHT IT #IT ACTUALLY SAW RIGHT THROUGH ONE OF TEAM ROCKET’S DISGUISES AND DECIDED TO FUCK THEIR SHIT UP FOR TRYING TO STEAL POKEMON #in other words: bulbasaur is a kind and caring pokemon who looks out for others and will fuck you up if you try to hurt it’s friends
pikachu and squirtle just look so fucking impressed they’re like
DUDE HE WAS SAD AND NOW HE’S NOT SAD
YOU UNSADDED HIM
DUDE I THINK YOU MIGHT BE MAGIC”